March 7, 2008

  • My computer is back!!!

    Man, that was a rough 40 days.  After 8 hours of driving, 2 hours of shopping, an hour of tech support, and 4 days of worrying that the repair company had lost everything contained on our old computer, I finally sit at my new Toshiba notebook with all my old material, including my 2300+ song Itunes library (phew!) still in tact.  I didn't realize how much I used the internet for news and entertainment, though I was able to get the gist of everything at work.  The network there actually allows use of Xanga, but I refuse to blog at work - it just doesn't feel right.  Much has happened while I was away what with the presidential election, the end of the writers strike, the progress of the LHC construction, the Penguins acquire Hossa, Rush has extended the tour for Snakes & Arrows, and wow-what a superbowl.   But of course, all of that pales to the news that Alice and I are expecting our second child in October!!!!  I can't begin to say how excited we are about this addition to our family.  It'll be great to return to my "baby skills".  That said, I will relish the time I have with my family until then, because once fall hits, it will be all midnight feedings, lots of whining, constant care,  occasional vomiting - and also I'll have to take care of the baby.  Anyway, everything's great so far and updates and reflection will be forthcoming.

January 25, 2008

  • 2008 Stanley Cup Prediction
    Ottawa Senators

    Too many weapons.  Too much talent.  Too much for any team to overcome in four of seven games.  Their years of underachievement are over , and if they stay healthy, they will be the team to beat .  But watch out for Jersey and St.Joe.

January 10, 2008

  • C o o l   s c i e n c e   s t o r y   o f   t h e   w e e k

    Fluorescent green pig passes on the glow to young

    A cloned pig whose genes were altered to make it glow fluorescent green has passed on the trait to its young, a development that could lead to the future breeding of pigs for human transplant organs, a Chinese university reported.

    The glowing piglets' birth proves transgenic pigs are fertile and able to pass on their engineered traits to their offspring, according to Liu Zhonghua, a professor overseeing the breeding program at Northeast Agricultural University.

    "Continued development of this technology can be applied to ... the production of special pigs for the production of human organs for transplant," Liu said in a news release posted Tuesday on the university's website. 

    The piglets' mother was one of three pigs born with the trait in December 2006 after pig embryos were injected with fluorescent green protein. Two of the 11 piglets glow fluorescent green from their snout, trotters and tongue under ultraviolet light, the university said.  Robin Lovell-Badge, a genetics expert at Britain's National Institute for Medical Research, said the technology "to genetically manipulate pigs in this way would be very valuable."

    Organs from genetically altered pigs would potentially solve some of the problems of rejected organs in transplant operations.  The presence of the green protein would allow genetically modified cells to be tracked if they were transplanted into a human. The fact that the pig's offspring also appeared to have the green genes would indicate that the genetic modification had successfully penetrated every cell.  But much more research and further trials — both in animals and in humans — would be necessary before the benefits of the technology could be seen.

    Other genetically modified pigs have been created before, including by Scotland's Roslin Institute, but few results have been published.  Tokyo's Meiji University last year successfully cloned a transgenic pig that carries the genes for human diabetes, while South Korean scientists cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet rays.
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    Meanwhile, we can't get federal funding for ESC research.

January 7, 2008

  • Surrender on a Sunday Afternoon

    I hereby surrender the remote control to you
    For I have lots and lots of heavy work to do
    So surf the channels through
    And enjoy it while you do
    For when I'm done, I will return
    To take it back from you.

     

     - Inspired by years of experience but written in about 45 seconds.

January 1, 2008

  • Be on the lookout for rotating heads and projectile vomiting!!!
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    Pope's exorcist squads will wage war on Satan

    by Nich Pisa, Daily Mail

    The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

    Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.  They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."  Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.

    The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican "exorcistinchief," to the online Catholic news service Petrus.  "Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on," he said.  "Too many bishops are not taking this seriously and are not delegating their priests in the fight against the Devil. You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.  Thankfully, Benedict XVI believes in the existence and danger of evil - going back to the time he was in charge of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith." The CDF is the oldest Vatican department and was headed by Benedict from 1982, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, until he became Pope in 2005.

    Father Amorth said that during his time at the department Benedict had not lost the chance to warn humanity of the risk from the Devil.  He said the Pope wants to restore a prayer seen as protection against evil that was traditionally recited at the end of Catholic Masses. The prayer, to St Michael the Archangel, was dropped in the 1960s by Pope John XXIII.  "The prayer is useful not only for priests but also for lay people in helping to fight demons," he said.

    Father Paolo Scarafoni, who lectures on the Vatican's exorcism course, said interest in Satanism and the occult has grown as people lost faith with the church.  He added: "People suffer and think that turning to the Devil can help solve their problems. We are being bombarded by requests for exorcisms."

    The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.  In theory, under the Catholic Church's Canon Law 1172, all priests can perform exorcisms. But in reality only a select few are assigned the task.  Under the law, practitioners must have "piety, knowledge, prudence, and integrity of life."  The rite of exorcism involves a series of gestures and prayers to invoke the power of God and stop the "demon" influencing its victim.
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    Okay, this is a joke, right?  They're not really looking to wage war with an invisible evil spirit who apparently manifest themselves through internet websites and bending guitar solos, are they?  Please tell me that when they say "the Devil" they are simply personifying immoral behavior and wrongdoing and not refering to an actual being of some sort.  My favorite line is "You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist."  I agree - I hate when you get those "trainee" exorcists and they don't bring enough holy water and they can't remember the prayer and a couple weeks later, you're possessed again!  Seriously though, how can the Vatican issue statements like these and expect not to be seen as archaic and increasingly irrelevant in the more developed parts of the world?

December 18, 2007

  • T h e  g o o d  n e w s

    T h i s   l o o k s   l i k e   a   g r e a t   f i l m.

    T h e   b a d   n e w s - E v e r y o n e   w i l l   h a v e   t o   w a i t   u n t i l   A u g u s t   t o   s e e   i t.

    I n   t h e   m e a n   t i m e,  g o  h e r e.

November 20, 2007

  • It's what's inside that counts.

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    Last week, I took advantage of the opportunity to travel to the St. Louis Science Center and take in the phenomenal travelling anatomy exhibition known as Bodyworlds 3. (And no, it wasn't hard to follow because I missed Bodyworlds 1 & 2)  Tickets were $55, I sacrificed a Saturday off work, and the van left at 7:30am, so you know I really wanted to go.  For those unfamiliar, a little background.  In 1975, now-famed anatomist Gunther Von Hagens invented a process called plastination.  This process allows for the permanent preservation of any inner or outer "parts" of any previously living organism.  Everything in the exhibit was comprised of actual human and animal parts of formerly living beings.  As the level of sophistication increased, so did the level of creativity, allowing the anatomist's displays to straddle the line between innovative and educational dissections and breathtaking works of art.  This experience was easily worth the sarifices mentioned above.  The amount of work that went into this exhibit was jaw-dropping (pun!).  In addition to the 20 or so full body plastinates (like the Javelin Man pictured above), every square centimeter of the inner and outer workings of the body was represented complete with detailed descriptions and narration.  Display cases featuring the full human nervous and degestive systems, horizontal and vertical slices of every section of the body, and comparisons of smokers and normal lungs -  I can't begin to tell you how fascinating, informative, and thorough this exhibit was.  What a stunning view into the most complex beings on the planet - a journey through a product of 3.5 billion years of continual evolution.  I'm adding this book to my Christmas list.  I highly recommend checking it out if it comes to town.  If not, check out the website.

November 6, 2007

  • Friends, Romans, countrymen.....

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    ...I got something I wanna tell ya. - Bob Newhart 

    That's right - Spencer won third place for the 0-5 age group of the mall's annual Halloween costume contest, earning him a $10 gift certificate to mall stores and 4 free passes to "Gym Kids" at the Y.  Where Zorro and a lobster failed, Marc Antony succeeded, though everyone insisted on refering to him as Julius Ceasar.  The idea for the costume was mine, but the design and construction (in other words, all the hard work) was all Alice.  She sewed the belt, sashes, and cape to what is actually a plain white t-shirt, used brown ribbons for the leg lacings, and used artificial ivy for the head wreath.  She even had a scroll for him to carry that said "Happy Halloween" in big fancy lettering (not pictured).  Another Halloween - another great memory.  More pictures here.

November 1, 2007

  • Please Toews me, bro!  Please Toews me!

    Rookie sensation Jonathan Toews (rhymes with plays) gives Blackhawk fans something to look forward to. 
    10 goals in 10 games.
    Watch out for this kid. 
    You're next
    St. Louis.

October 31, 2007

  • Bill O'Reilly & the Sundance Kid

    One of the most simultaneously comical and disgusting aspects of the 24-hour news cycle is the
    act of hearing/watching/reading the stories of the day and then hearing/watching/reading the analysis of the "news" by clueless or dishonest (or both) loudmouth know-it-all pundits.  Take
    a close look at
    this story  from the UK Register, emphasis mine: _____________________________________________________________________________________

    DHS holds terror talks with UK Minister, then detains him

    Interested in terror, check, politics, check, step over here sir...

    Published Monday 29th October 2007 15:25 GMT

    Shahid Malik, who was also recently identified as Britain's most expensive MP, was detained by DHS officials, and he and his hand luggage were searched. He reports that he and two others, both black Muslims, were taken aside for further questioning.

    Malik was previously held by staff at JFK in New York, last year while returning from an event where he'd been a keynote speaker on defeating extremism. Then, he claims, he was subjected to an "abusive attitude" from DHS staff.

    The DHS' terrorist detection systems do seem to have an unfortunate knack when it comes to impressing relevant British Parliamentarians. Three years ago it contrived to demonstrate the efficacy of no-fly lists, in a negative sort of way, to a delegation from the UK's Transport Committee, headed by chair Gwyneth Dunwoody. As the impressed Dunwoody commented on the regime at the time, "it's a sort of general level of arrogant incompetence." Malik is no doubt similarly onside in the war on terror.
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    To sum up - Britain's first muslim MP pops the pond, talks terrorism with the DHS, and prior to his return flight is detained by DHS security forces for the second time in as many years.  Now, this is not good.  International incidents like this, minor though they may be, reflect poorly on our nation and probably account for a significant portion of disdain toward the US government.  Or so I thought until I read Bill O'Reilly's column from that very same day:
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    Once again, Hollywood is on a "let's make America look bad" binge.  Robert Redford has directed a movie called "Lions for Lambs," of which Variety opines, "Back-bendingly liberal but also deeply patriotic."

    Well, that doesn't sound so bad, but then Redford goes to Rome and says this about the USA: "We have lost lives, we've lost sacred freedoms, we've lost financial stability."  Really, Bob? You seem mighty rich to me, and I believe you can make movies that say anything you want them to say. So what's this loss of "sacred freedoms" deal?

    While researching this column, I came across a letter written by Samuel Goldwyn in 1961. Goldwyn was a major movie mogul responsible for hundreds of classic films. In this letter, Goldwyn tells producer Jerry Wald, "Today we are at a very crucial period in history. Even if the cold war never develops into a hot one, our country still has its hands full all over the world. The pictures we send abroad have an effect in every corner of the globe.  We should never lose sight of the fact that, no matter how entertaining a picture may be or how much money it may make, it can do our country a great deal of harm if it plays into the hands of our enemies ... we have a great responsibility in this regard--far greater than almost any other segment of our country--and we must guide ourselves accordingly."

    I believe Samuel Goldwyn, if he were alive today, would be appalled at how radical left the American entertainment industry has become. He would, I suspect, also suggest to Robert Redford that he tone it down.

    There is no question that every time a Redford, Sean Penn, or Barbra Streisand bashes the USA to the overseas press, millions of America-haters rub their hands with glee. Prop up Hugo Chavez, sure. Shake hands with the Iranian fascists, certainly.  But the tide has turned against these showbiz pinheads, and the failure of movies like "Rendition" prove it. Dissent is fine. Dishonest propaganda is not.

    Robert Redford and his crew might bemoan the loss of "sacred rights," but I'm with Samuel Goldwyn. These Hollywood big shots have an obligation to a country that has allowed them to become wealthy and speak their collective minds on any subject they choose.  The Sundance Kid has truly been out in the sun way too long. Wise up, Bob.

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    Ahh, Hollywood - one of the favorite whipping boys (second only to the "elite media" whatever that means) on which to blame all the ills of the world.  Now, either O'Reilly is unaware of stories like the one above - which makes him ignorant- or he is aware but still chooses to lay the blame at the feet of Robert Redford and "Hollywood big shots" - which makes him dishonest and agenda-driven.  Either way, how unnerving is it that this conclusion is drawn not by a man standing on a street corner wearing a tin foil hat, but instead is the host of the highest rated news show in the country, a daily radio show, writer of a weekly column, and author of bestselling books?  Infotainment plain and simple.